Once upon a time, back in 2001, I used to have this little weblog. I’d write all the time, and I kept it up for many years, but slowly it fell out of my life.

Well guess what, fools? I’m back. And I’m going to be here DAILY. That’s right, folks. I don’t care how busy I am, you’re going to get a post. So welcome!

Don’t spend too much time digging through the archives–they’re woefully cringe-inducing. Seriously, a lot of bad stuff there. As in, too self-indulgent, poorly written, blah blah boring. Family and friends who didn’t know I have this site: Hey! What’s up! Don’t worry, I don’t talk about you. And if I do, it’s all good.

I’m so excited!