http://www.thetextobscured.net/2006/08/30/two-timing/ Fri, 16 May 2008 16:18:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.4 http://www.thetextobscured.net/2006/08/30/two-timing/#comment-2031 Thu, 19 Jul 2007 02:15:17 +0000 http://www.thetextobscured.net/2006/08/30/two-timing/#comment-2031 WordPress is very gentle, but firm; docile, yet fiery. To have its babies, you must first look directly into its logic center. This is located in the upper quadrant. Once located, you must seize it. Move the mouse over this upper quadrant in circular motions, making sure that you do not click. Let the arrow move over it again and again. (If it this makes it easier, pretend that you are a nurse. You know that WordPress is dysfunctional. It does not know you, and it is unsympathetic to your desire for babies.) Now, click that button! You have just given it a shot. Now close your eyes and imagine George Orwell shaking hands with Aldous Huxley. A Brave New World is suddenly embraced in the arms of 1984, and the emplastic rhythm begin to bring about peace. Feel this peace in your intellect, which is located in the center of your heart. What can I say? I, too, a man, would like to have babies, but with the sublime of Coleridge, moistened with Blake's The Four Zoas, and with a teaspoon of Poe's Gordon Pym. WordPress is very gentle, but firm; docile, yet fiery. To have its babies, you must first look directly into its logic center. This is located in the upper quadrant. Once located, you must seize it. Move the mouse over this upper quadrant in circular motions, making sure that you do not click. Let the arrow move over it again and again. (If it this makes it easier, pretend that you are a nurse. You know that WordPress is dysfunctional. It does not know you, and it is unsympathetic to your desire for babies.) Now, click that button! You have just given it a shot.
Now close your eyes and imagine George Orwell shaking hands with Aldous Huxley. A Brave New World is suddenly embraced in the arms of 1984, and the emplastic rhythm begin to bring about peace. Feel this peace in your intellect, which is located in the center of your heart.
What can I say? I, too, a man, would like to have babies, but with the sublime of Coleridge, moistened with Blake’s The Four Zoas, and with a teaspoon of Poe’s Gordon Pym.

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